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Comebacks to personal insults. Jun 16 2021 - Explore Kristin Sams-Branums board Badass comebacks on Pinterest.
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Funny vulgar comebacks. 55 Really Funny Insult Jokes. Sorry I cant think of an insult stupid enough for you. You are so old even your memory is in black and white.
Youre so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall. Even if you were twice as smart youd still be stupid. Mirrors dont talk but lucky for you they dont laugh.
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If there are any of these funny comebacks that you particularly like then please share this post with your friends but not before youve enjoyed them all first. These Funny Comebacks And Insults Are What Our Minds Are Really Made Of. By Team Scary Mommy.
January 5 2020 Updated July 30 2021. Sometimes when were peeved our minds can go to some pretty dark places. If you can dig up some.
Lifes a bitch just like you Girl. Actually life is short just like your dick Big Guy. Your dicks so small its like a tic-tac.
Thats why your moms breath is so minty. Fuck you you little bitch. Youre just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
I would call you a retard but the retards would find that very offensive. Id bet it took you a whole week to come up with that one. Im really busy right now can I ignore you some other time.
If I threw a stick would you leave. If youre going to have two faces at least make one of them pretty. These good comebacks from funny comebacks to sick burns will help you win any argument.
The 100 best comebacks ever include witty snarky and great insult responses and roasts. These comebacks are best for those situations where you dont just want to insult someoneyou want to own the room. 1 If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.
2 The only way youll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens butt and wait. 3 If youre going to be two-faced you could at least make one. Top Ten Comeback Lists.
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I cant exactly help you with your head. But if you want something up your ass Id be happy to shove my foot up it. Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the 3rd ones for you.
Roses are red weed is greener you just earned yourself a kick in the wiener. Jun 16 2021 - Explore Kristin Sams-Branums board Badass comebacks on Pinterest. See more ideas about sarcastic quotes comebacks and insults funny quotes.
45 Funny Sarcastic Quotes to Insult Your Facebook Friends. Without further ado here are 55 insulting quotes for fake friends ex bf ex gf enemies and haters share it on your Facebook or Tweeter as an indirect message. Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.
Light-hearted funny insults written to be purposely less disrespectful while still good to roast your friends with. Use these savage insults in a friendly manor to diss your friends without being too serious. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.
Youre so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet. 50 Comebacks That Will Shut Down Any Argument. Here are some hall of fame insults heard by the people of Ask Reddit.
If you were a spice youd be flour. Youre so ugly you couldnt even arouse suspicion. Youre like the first slice of bread in the packet everyone touches you but.
Definition - a fawning subordinate. Lickspittle the etymology is pretty self-explanatory with this word is part of a grand pantheon of English words for sycophantsWe have bootlicker toadeater ass-kisser apple-polisher and fart-catcher. Wait scratch that last one.
A fart-catcher is a footmanThe point is we have many words for the sort of person who you know licks spit. These jokes are funny insults for friends. Be very careful who you tell an insult joke to or you may end up really offending someone or even worse you may end up with a black eye after telling a funny mean joke.
We recommend telling them to friends who have a good sense of humour. Now into the good disses diss jokes and funny roasts to say. In such a case you need just one thing.
You will be shocked at how easy you will put them in their rightful places while you enjoy being in your place. So here is a list of mean comebacks you need just in case you are in the middle of a burn. Collection of the best Mean Comebacks.
Made a comp about some funny comebacks that Ive encountered. Hope you like it.