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Goat Attack Text bomb your. Welcome to my ward 20.
Pull a Bart Simpson call a bar and ask for Humpalott.
Funny things to say when you prank call your friends. Call A Pizza Place And Ask When is it Coming. This prank number 19 in our list of funny things to say while prank calling is hilarious. Call a pizza place and say that you ordered a.
To speak to a customer press 12 prank 20 Funny Prank Call Ideas For Teenagers 20 funny things to say when prank calling Asking about price prank Asking for a number prank. Ask anyone to say eye and then spell map and then say ness 14. Say Alpha Kenny body ten times slowly.
Say Ice Bank Mice Elf ten times fast. Ask someone to say I eat mop who ten times fast. Tell someone to spell pig backwards and then say pretty colors.
If you have a friend that works in a restaurant then this is a great prank to play. This prank is simple enough. Call any Chinese restaurant in your area and politely ask them all the details.
Tell them your order and now give them a shock them by demanding pizza. Throw a fit when they say theres no pizza. So you can say to your friend.
Youve been acting like a superstupid Superman from mentally retarded future Deadhead. Why say just deadhead when you can say braindead deadhead. But you can do even better.
You can say braindead deadhead whos died from mental retardation centuries ago Dork. Why say just dork when you can say odd dork dog of a man. Call your friend and say in a low voice that Job is done.
The body has been destroyed and all the evidence too. This is a very funny prank and it will give your friend Goosebumps. Wait for your friend to text and then act like you deleted their number sort of like you would with an ex.
Watch as they try to figure out what they did wrong or ask why youre mad. My name is but you can call me any time 19. Earth is this galaxys insane asylum.
Welcome to my ward 20. In a crowded elevator say Im glad you could all make it. You are the chosen ones 21.
You may have noticed my. Announce that you made brownies then present your friends with several letter Es made out of brown paper. Tell someone to say sofa king awesome 10 times fast.
Pull a Bart Simpson call a bar and ask for Humpalott. It also is fun to say to your friends. So gear up for the next incoming call from your friend.
YOU ARE ALIVE The Wattpad rated this phrase as the funniest way to answer the phone on its website. Suppose if you get a call from your introvert friend squeal happily as soon as. I cant believe how lucky you are to have me as your best friend.
Im so jealous of you mate. Just kidding your kinda okay as well. Do you believe in friendship at the first sight.
Well I definitely do since I met you. Lets get completely crazy together. Enter a room full of people and say sullenly Well.
The warthogs have outdone us all. When asked how you are say Up an anthill with a butter knife and a bowl of soup. Send a work colleague an email that only says I regret to inform you that you are no longer welcome at The Knights Of The Twisted Knee.
You might want to call a bomb squad because theres going to be an explosion in your anus Theres a tornado come in my basement Hi the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Smell a girl I smell that you are in season want to breed My couch pulls out but I dont. I just want to be friendswith your insides.
Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stairwell with people in it and yell MY BALLS. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies. Hide in a wardrobe in a furniture store and when someone opens the door scream Welcome to Narnia.
When your friend responds let them know they got the wrong answer and unfortunately didnt win the tickets. Call your friend and tell them that you. Papa Johns has the best employees they are always funny when you prank call.
I called using a nerd voice MeHello Is Mister Wall there. PersonI think you have the wrong number MeOh no I dont MeWhat about Misses Wall. PersonThere are no Walls here sir.
MeThen whats holding up your building. Personlaughs MeI got you good. PersonYes you did now bye.
Most people call it eccentric but I see you dont have the vocabulary. Ive been called worse things by better people. Im at the tail end of the bell curve.
Congratulations on being at the front. It took you that long to notice. Yeah I just havent been the same since the incident.
So imagine whatd happen to you if you pissed me off. Call a credit card call center and ask them sir would you like to buy a credit card You can pester them a lot. Call one of your friends up and pretend to be the girl he has a crush on.
Say that you like him a lot and want to go out with him for a date. Tell him to come to a place far away or in some dark parking lot. Troll Timer Prank you friends and coworkers with loud sounds.
Mail a Meme Send a meme to your friends in the post. Revenge by Mail Send embarrassing mail to friends and enemies. Clone Zone Clone and edit websites.
Goat Attack Text bomb your.