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After about an hour all the annoying customers drive him insane so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up. She was a tomboy and one of my best friends in this new city.
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When life gives u problemsgive back problems to life Thenk 2. Long story slightly longer the girls name was Lauren. She was a tomboy and one of my best friends in this new city.
We played X-men on the playground all the time and she shared her pizza lunchable with me at lunches more often than not. And innocently enough we told eachother we liked one another and became Boyfriend and Girlfriend. Ha ha youre funny Moss.
Laugh all you want. Theyre still not for sale. I frequently feel this is how I react to girls flirting with me.
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The joke should fit into one or two sentences. Generally if your joke would be more funny if it was written into more sentences its probably not a oneliner. For your favorite quotes.
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Thisll be a breeze so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour all the annoying customers drive him insane so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up. Best quotes ever reddit.
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