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We asked Atlas Obscura readers to send us their funniest most heartfelt most memorable drinking. 30 Great Drink Toasts.
Heres to women beer and song may none of them be flat.
Funniest drinking toasts. Funny Drinking Toasts. Were excited to present our collection of 173 Funny Drinking Toasts. Raising a glass and offering a toast to a friend is a tradition that dates back into antiquity.
You may drink to health friendship love or a whole variety of topics. Funny toasts for drinking. 11 He who goes to bed and goes to bed mellow Lives as he ought to And leaves an honest fellow.
12 Heres to a long life and a merry one A quick death and a happy one A good girl and a pretty one A cold bottle and another one. 13 The first draught a man drinks is for thirst. 5 Amusing And Funny Scottish Drinking Toasts.
5 Awesome College Drinking Toasts. 3 Best Funny Thanksgiving Toasts Quotes You Need To Know. 1 Heres one of those classic toasts from George Bernard Shaw.
2 Heres a comedian quote that can be used as a funny toast. 3 Heres an insightful and profound yet witty quote toast. 40 of the Best Drinking Toasts.
If the ocean was beer and I was a duck I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. But the oceans not beer and Im not a duck so lets drink these pints and get messed up. To the three rings of marriage.
10 Funny Drinking Toasts You Probably Havent Heard. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share via E-mail More share options Share on Pinterest Share on Flipboard Share on Reddit Share on WhatsApp. 1 On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same information in Braille. 2 We know it is true that were wicked That our criminal laws are lax. But heres to punishment.
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Reach Guinto Aug 17 2021. 30 Great Drink Toasts. Life is a waste of time.
Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted all the time and have the time of our life. Heres to women beer and song may none of them be flat.
Heres to lying cheating stealing and drinkingIf youre going to lie lie for a friend. Here are some funny Irish toasts that are easy to memorize. Many of these Irish drinking toasts will work both on St.
Patricks Day or on a formal occasion like an Irish wedding. About drinking and about sex. Now its been observed In spite of what they boast of That between the drinking and women Drinking is what they get the most of.
1970 Tipsis Bar Guide. Listed as a toast Heres to Birthdays. Birthdays come once a year.
Arent you glad your not a birthday. Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends. Entertain your group with these witty heartfelt and goofy toasts.
If you like to be the jokester or fancy yourself the witty one in the group then you have to check out these funny drinking toasts. Ill drink to the Girls who do. Ill drink to the Girls who dont.
ButI wont drink to Girls. Who say they will and wont. May you be in Heaven fifteen minutes.
Before the devil knows you are dead. On the chest of a barmaid in Sale. Were tattooed the prices of ale.
Drink Up and Be Somebody. Fill the glass Pour me some Drinking makes happy What sobriety makes glum. Better a well known drunkard Than an anonymous alcoholic.
I used to know a clever toast But now I cannot think it So fill your glass to anything And damn your souls Ill drink it. Work like you dont. Raise your glass and sing a song of celebration.
Its time for a toast. We asked Atlas Obscura readers to send us their funniest most heartfelt most memorable drinking. Sometimes the occasion calls for a funny toast with a little revelry.
You cant beat this drinking quote to kick off a good time when out with close friends at a bar or party. May the stay there be as fun as the way there. From Drinking Song J.
A toast to Mary A girl I once loved Oh Lord why do things have to die. If drinking beer Could bring her back here Id drink the damn place dry Yes Id drink the damn place dry. When the glass is full Drink up.
This maybe the last time We see this cup. If God wanted us sober Hed knock the glass. Drinking Toasts Irish Toasts Chocolate Chip Mug Cake Oreo Filling Pixie Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans Nutella Cupcakes Easy No Bake Cheesecake Crunch Cereal If you cheat may you cheat death.
If you steal may you steal a womans heart. If you fight may you fight for a brother. Irish Toasts are both poetic and creative.
We have put together a list of Gaelic and Irish drinking toasts many humorous and funny for Christmas New Years and other special occasions. We have so many that I have put Irish Birthday Toasts and Irish Wedding Toasts on separate pages of their own.