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Heres looking at you although heaven knows it takes all of my efforts. Heres a toast to you.
Funny Birthday toasts.
Best funny toasts ever. Funny toasts for drinking. 11 He who goes to bed and goes to bed mellow Lives as he ought to And leaves an honest fellow. 12 Heres to a long life and a merry one A quick death and a happy one A good girl and a pretty one A cold bottle and another one.
13 The first draught a man drinks is for thirst The second for nourishment. More best man toasts and cheers. Funny quotes for wedding toasts.
46 Love is blind marriage is the eye-opener. 47 By all means marry. If you get a good wife youll be happy.
If you get a bad one youll become a philosopher. 48 Marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades so will his eyesight.
If you want to kick off a night of merriment with a group of good friends try this funny but heartwarming toast. Those with pets will understand its meaning immediately. Dogs and other pets think their owners are the best and most trustworthy humans on earth so may you all stay that way throughout the night.
May we be who our dogs think we are. These are some handpicked toasts from the book by Ivor Ben McIvor aptly named Scottish Toasts. To the three things necessary to the happiness of a Scotchman First the sneeshin snuff second the whiskey third more whiskey.
The sweets of life mirth. Before you weve collected dozens of toasts for a variety of purposes. Have a read-through bookmark this page and come back when you need a solid toast.
Heres looking at you although heaven knows it takes all of my efforts. May the skin of your bum never cover a drum. Funny drinking toasts are the perfect way to liven up any evening out with friends.
Entertain your group with these witty heartfelt and goofy toasts. If you like to be the jokester or fancy yourself the witty one in the group then you have to check out these funny drinking toasts. You cant go wrong with some of these for your next night out.
May the best of your past be the worse of your future Heres to staying positive and testing negative May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows youre dead. Heres to women beer and song may none of them be flat 3. Heres to lying cheating stealing and drinkingIf youre going to lie lie for a friend.
If youre going to cheat cheat death. To my schizophrenic friend. Of all my favorite things to do The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend With each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beers so frothy smooth and cold. Its paradise pure liquid gold.
Yes beer means many things to me. Thats all for now I gotta pee. Screw like its being filmed.
And drink like a true Irishman. To the rapturous wild and ineffable pleasure. Of drinking at somebody elses expense.
Drink for you know not when you came nor why. Drink for you know not why you go nor whence. Funny Birthday toasts.
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Here are some of the best inspirational and funny wedding toast quotes you can use to make your wedding speech memorable. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps theyre too old to do it Anne Bancroft The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth the delight the ecstasy of it you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
Funny Birthday Toasts. Good friends are hard to come by. You are worth more than you can ever imagine to me.
Dont worry about getting older. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind it doesnt matter.
Cool friendly clever beautiful but enough about me. Heres a toast to you. The Best Funny Wedding Toasts Raise your glasses to both daughters partner and me as weve each gained something this fine and blessed day.
HeShe gains a wife and a companion for life while I gain a whole new stack of bills to pay To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage. Whether you are the best man the maid of hono. Aaron delivers a funny wedding speech for his brother.